In West New Jersey I was born and raised,
In the Gurudwara is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin out maxing, doing kirtan all cool, and
all shooting some b-ball outside of Punjabi school
When a couple of gyanis, who were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood
I heard one little katha and my mom got scared
and she said listen to Bhai Gurdarshan Singh, he's smart and he cares!
I whistled for a Cab and when it came near,
The license plate said "Waheguru" and it had a Khanda in the mirror,
If anything I could say that this cab was quite a feat,
And then I said Bhaji, let's go to Seattle Sikh Retreat!
I Pulled up to Camp Coleman about 3 or 4,
and I yelled to the cabbie Yo Holmes, have some Parshad!!!
I looked at our kingdom we were finally there,
To put the Guru on his Throne as the Prince of Earth, Water, and Air.
Sung to the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Theme. This piece was authored by Savraj Singh, and performed at the Seattle Sikh Retreat 2009 Open Mic Night. Special credit is due to Samsher Singh, who helped with the rhymes. :)